The Time Has Come

This blog was the best idea we've had all year, and we've had some really good ideas this year.

good ideas we've had this year:

1) studying together while hyper.

currently im in the lounge trying to finish homework that i should've been done with two hours ago. my distractions include a very sexy man sitting next to me who i have staring contests with, facebook (this should go without saying), raunchy rap music that heat is playing, and.... pretty much everything in front of me.

2)safety pinning ourselves to our beds

liquid was the genius behind this one. she attached safety pins to her bed and then herself so if she was to fall off, the bed would come with her and cushion her fall.

good job liquid, do it again.

3) singing besame on tables

this one requires no explanation

4)trying to fit 9 people on a couch for movie nights

5) breaking into the stadium

i wasn't drunk, i wasn't high, but i broke into the stadium for the first time early last semester. i stayed to watch the sunrise and had my first really awesome night at tech. and by really awesome i mean really awesome.... if you know what i mean.

in general, we tend to have really cool ideas but this is by far the best.

anyways... since this is my first post, and the first night of our blogging career (i'm plotzing with excitement. this is going to be epic)im going to take this opportunity to introduce myself:

i'm SWIFT and my element is air. im flighty and flitty and flirty and fun. i tease and i taunt, but get me mad and i'll blow your house down.

I wanna go everywhere in the world, I want to love and laugh and lie and cry and I never want to die. actually, let me rephrase, I never want to get older. I can't explain myself really, i feel like im everywhere and everything and nothing and nowhere at the same time. conundrums conundrums.... maybe that's just me being facetious.

whatever.

i'm kind of done for now and i don't want to bore you with my abstract rambling, so imma go now.

PEACE OUT mothafuckaaasss.

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
Of cabbages--and kings--
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings."

THUNDERCATS! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[get on my level]

SWIFT