I just finished all my work that's due tomorrow. I deserve a break. I'm losing my mind.
This is how you know you're losing your mind to the wondrous world of academia.
1) When you can't seem to walk without tripping over your own feet.
2) When you mean to tell someone to put their speakers on mute and get rid of the sound so you can hear, and you say, "Close all the sounds."
3) When your friend wants to take a break, and by taking a break, he means to crawl on the floor between the rows of seats in the lecture hall and play Hide and Seek.
4) When entertainment consists of fighting your friend, standing on a table and baring your pincers like a crayfish. And having the entire thing taped.
5) When you see a bag of Cheetos and that angelic operatic music plays in your head because you haven't had time to eat.
6) On that note, when you've decided that eating's not particularly important because you just don't have time.
7) When you can't think of anything besides supply and demand curves, oviviparous animals or optical isomerism.
8) When your most pressing worry before a final is not the actual material, but the fact that you're not tall enough to read a buret when it's filled all the way to the top.
9) When the most visited webpage on your browser for the last week and a half is not Facebook, Gmail or Google, but T-Square.
10) When you talk, realize you have no idea what you said, and figure you just made up a language and spoke. And you're not surprised.
11) When you calculate the odds of being dropped on your head when you were a child.
12) When, instead of studying, you waste 20 minutes chasing your boyfriend around the lecture hall because he's stolen your laptop and is hacking your Facebook.
13) When you start chasing him in circles around a table (at which your friend is sitting, working diligently taping your idiotic exploits) just for the fun of it.
14) When you waste a good 45 minutes talking to your boyfriend on Skype. And by talking, we mean typing whatever comes to your head. And these thoughts can range between anywhere from wanting to go to Antarctica and play with the penguins to telling your boyfriend exactly what a jackass you are.
15) When you decide to start whistling the music you've been listening to. Loudly. And hitting the person next to you repeatedly and tickling them till they agree to crawl around on the floor with you.
16) When you want nothing more than your mother, sitting in front of you, feeding you mango pickle by hand.
17) When the second thing you're most looking forward to is going outside at midnight and screaming, along with every other Georgia Tech student on campus.
18) when you hear the word "wire" as "Iyer"- "If you put two iyers on the ends of a pickle it'll glow".
19) when you've hit repeat order at least ten times for midnight snacks.
20) when you sleep more between 12 and 5pm than you do between 12 and 5am.
21) when you find yourself having to think really hard about whether or not you showered yet.
22) when people are willing to fight each other for a seat in the library
23) when you're ecstatic about finding an awesome spot in the library
24) When you hear girls meowing and making retarded noises on your hallway IN FRONT OF YOUR FUCKING DOOR at 1:30 in the morning.
Lord help us.
~*Heat*~
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